Reviews 2004-2005

Movie Review
‘The Aviator’ Soars

By: Eliot John Hagen (June 11, 2005)
Leonardo DiCaprio gives his greatest performance playing Howard Hughes, the renowned aviator and director, in one of the best movies of 2005.

Film Review
‘Revenge’: Bigger, Badder, Better

By Olivia Farrow (June 4, 2005)
By now I’m sure the majority of Star Wars fans have already seen the new and final installment of George Lucas’s enterprise and formed their own opinions of the film.

Music Review
‘IZ’: A Taste of Heaven

By Meredith Kerrigan (June 2, 2005)

IZ’s Alone in IZ World is a wonderful transition from everyday music to a subtle Hawaiian beat. The refreshing smooth tune of the ukulele has a taste of Hawaiian culture.

Album Review
‘Under Blackpool Lights’:
You Now Know Garage Rock! 

By Eamonn Rockwell (May 26, 2005)
Released in 2004, the White Stripes DVD of a concert they played in Blackpool, England is amazing.

Book Review
‘Confessions of an Heiress’ Doesn’t
Take Itself Too Seriously

By Emma Beyer (May 20, 2005)
"#23.Last but not least make fun of yourself.  Never take yourself, or rules, too seriously."

Movie Review
‘Team America’: Death by Laughter

By: Eliot John Hagen (May 20, 2005)
“Team America: World Police” is one of the most heinous (but hilarious) movies ever made.  I would like to find one group of people that won’t be offended by these puppets and their mad-cap schemes.

Play Review
‘Big River’ Flows
By: Eliot John Hagen (
May 5, 2005)
The Deaf West Theater Production Company is responsible for the newest (and most innovative) interpretation of Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Music Review
Martin Sexton’s ‘Black Sheep’ Captures His Concert Energy
A blend of Motown-style R&B, pop, folk, blues, and jazz

By Adam Knudsen (April 23, 2005)
”Black Sheep,” Martin Sexton’s second CD, released in 1996 is a great CD to have if you are looking for acoustical ballads and smooth vocals.

Movie Review
‘House of Flying Daggers’: Pleasure for Eyes, Ears, Heart

By: Eliot John Hagen  (April 23, 2005)
Zhang Yimou has done it again; he has made another genuinely beautiful movie. 

Book Review
‘Sophie’s World’: A Philosophy 101 Course Disguised as a Novel

By Huan Duong (April 16, 2005)
Most teenagers will find it tedious to read The Dream of Reason: A History of Philosophy from the Greeks to the Renaissance by Anthony Gottlieb or The History of Western Philosophy, by Bertrand Russell due to their length and difficulty.

Movie Review
‘Alfie’: A Roundabout
Type of Poetic Justice

By: Eliot John Hagen (April 13, 2005)
Most movies nowadays are straight (and stupid) comedy, over-the-top drama, or hackneyed horror.  “Alfie,” however, does not fall into any of those categories. 

Film Review
'Coach Carter’: True Story that Inspires

By Robert Kuhn (April 7, 2005)
Coach Carter” is a movie based on a real life story of a men’s high school basketball team and is set in Northern California.

Music Review
‘In Absentia’ Defies Categorizing

By Adam Knudsen (April 6, 2005)
Recently I went out and purchased Porcupine Tree’s “In Absentia,” album. I was quickly in awe of this British band

Review
A Sin to Watch It, a Sin to Hate It
By Olivia Farrow (April 6, 2005)

“Sin City”, the new film by Robert Rodriguez, is the new comic book adaptation of Frank Miller’s works of a series of pulp-like graphic novels that traumatize, appall, but more importantly, entertain those who appreciate the most sinister of noir.

Film Review: Another Look at ‘Napoleon’
‘Dynamite’: Modern Day Hero for
A Generation in Need of One

By Sara Sugrue (April 5, 2005)
In an era cluttered with an emphasis on explicit lyrics, cleavage, provocative dancing, eating disorders, violence, peer pressure, popularity, alcohol, drugs, and the need for “parental advisory” stickers comes our knight in shining armor, our modern day hero, Napoleon Dynamite.

Restaurant Review
Bangkok Blues Mixes Rock ‘n Roll
With Thai Food for ‘One of a Kind’
Musical, Culinary Experience

By Adam Knudsen (April 3, 2005)
Recently I applied for a job at the Bangkok Blues Thai restaurant on 926 West Broad Street. I had gone there before and was taken in by the liveliness of the restaurant along with the wonderful Thai dishes.

Video Game Review:
‘Enter the Matrix’: ‘Good Game, but Too Short,’

By: Eliot John Hagen (April 3, 2005)
You know how when you’re watching a movie, you wish that you could be inside of it?  “Enter the Matrix” does that for you. 

Movie Review:
'Catwoman': This Cat Has Claws
By: Eliot John Hagen (
March 23, 2005)
know that this movie got terrible reviews, but believe me, I’ve seen worse.

Film Review
‘Napoleon Dynamite’ Runs with Dry,
Playful Humor for the Whole Family

By Rachel Miller (March 22, 2005)
 “Napoleon Dynamite,” written and directed by Jared Hess truly is one of the strangest movies I have ever seen.

Movie Review
‘Robots’ Dazzles, Dazes
Like a Well-Oiled Machine

By Olivia Farrow (March 17, 2005)
Picture this: A bunch of misfits are trying to go to sleep in an urban home in some distant city in the future.

Film Review
‘Vanity Fair’: Good Social
Romp for the Wise
By Olivia Farrow (March 3, 2005)
While the majority of high school students haven’t read the classic novel Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray, I am pleased to announce that this reviewer has actually skimmed the majority of this book and watched the movie that came out on DVD recently, and this reviewer liked it.

Video Game Review:
‘Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction’
Serves Up ‘Stunning Graphics
By: Eliot John Hagen (February 28, 2005)
Pandemic’s latest and, in my opinion, greatest game, “Mercenaries,” is finally on the shelves.

Review
Gallagher’s Comedy Experience:
‘You Won’t Think the Same Again’
By Adam Knudsen (February 24, 2005)
This past Saturday, February 19th, I attended the Gallagher Comedy Experience at The State theatre.

Restaurant Review
ZPizza: Great Food, but Service Is
Not Quite Ready To Come Out of the Oven
By Nora Hemphill (February 22, 2005)
I first went to ZPizza in its premiere week. I had been very eager to try the new restaurant…a pizza place other than Papa John’s or Domino’s in Falls Church was a very exciting thing in my opinion, so I had plans to try it as soon as possible.

Music Review: ‘Hot Damn’
Intelligent, Multifarious Blend of Hardcore
Resonates in Every Time I Die’s Latest

By Omar Tanamly (
February 10, 2005)
Rating:
Latelyit seems that for every band, new or old, that is doing something impressive and original, there are legions of others striving to emulate them.

Film Review
‘Sky Captain, World of Tomorrow’
Recalls Ghost of Movies’ Past

By Eliot John Hagen (
February 10, 2005)
Don't be too apprehensive of the movie due to its title, for it wasn’t half bad.

Book Review
‘Proof’ Echoes Further
 Than It Would Appear
By Omar Tanamly (January 23, 2005)
Recommended to me by a friend, I approached Proof by David Auburn without many expectations, knowing only that it dealt loosely with math, but was more focused on the struggling relationships of one troubled young woman.

Film Review
‘Lemony Snicket’ Is Saved by Jim Carrey
In a Competitive Movie Season
By Olivia Farrow (January 23, 2005)
Seeing this movie was not on the top of my  to-do list.  Don’t ask me why I ended up seeing it.

Movie Review:
Hero

By: Eliot John Hagen (January 11, 2005)
'Hero' is a story of a warrior who visits the King of Qin in a divided China.


Album Review:
U2’s ‘How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb’
Good for First Listeners, Fanatics Alike
By: Eliot John Hagen (January 9, 2005)
U2’s new album, “How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb,” their first real one since 2000, (a collection of their greatest hits from 1990-2000 was released in 2002), is a good one.

Grand Mart’s Grand Opening
A Wealth of International Foods
Can Be Found in Old Giant Building.
By Nora Hemphill (January 9, 2005)
The usually vacant parking lot in front of what many of us know as the old Giant grocery store was packed today.

Movie Review
'Collateral' Mixes Actions, Philosophy
By:
Eliot John Hagen (December 20, 2004)
In his first truly villainous role, Tom Cruise delivers an astounding portrayal of veteran assassin Vincent.

Movie Review
‘Dodgeball’: Nothing to Dodge Here
By: Eliot John Hagen (December 13, 2004)
When I rented this film I figured it would be no better than mediocre, it turns out, I was pleasantly surprised.

Music Review
Japan’s Potshot Strikes Familiar Chord
By Omar Tanamly (December 8, 2004)
Rating:

Film Review
‘I Heart Huckabees’ Verifies Its
Meaning in an Existential 101 Way
By Olivia Farrow (December 1, 2004)
Existential movies are a rare occurrence in today’s world, what with billion dollar action movies and top grossing comedies.

Art Review
Art on the Waters’ Edge
By Ashleigh Luthman-Hackett (November 29, 2004)
On Monday, October 18th, Maria Shield’s IB art class returned to school both physically and mentally worn.

Film Review
Oldie but Goodie, ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Deserves Another Look
By Maliha Adams (November 18, 2004)
If you take a look at the history of romantic movies, you can never overlook Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Video Game Review:
Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas:
No Fault
Found Here

By: Eliot John Hagen (
November 17, 2004)
This game is the BIGGEST game I have EVER played.

Film Review:
‘Manchurian Candidate’: ‘Mediocre’
Shadow of the Classic Original

By: Eliot John Hagen (
November 17, 2004)

The re-make of the magnificent 1960’s ‘The Manchurian Candidate’ (starring Frank Sinatra, Lawrence Harvey, Janet Leigh, and Angela Lansbury), now available on DVD, is just below mediocre.

Review
Volvo’s New S40 Is Sporty and Safe;
Designed to Appeal to Younger Drivers
By Emma Beyer (November 10, 2004)
Volvo has come out with a new car with a different appeal.  When you think of a Volvo, I’m sure you don’t think of a trendy sports car that looks like it is right out of an action-packed video game.

Film Review
‘The Incredibles’ Proves Pixar Still
Fighting for Good Movies for all Ages
By Olivia Farrow (November 9, 2004)
In Pixar’s new movie “The Incredibles,” we are taken from the lovey-dovey, warm-feeling-inside kiddy cartoon with an unhidden brainwashing lesson about life into the world of superheroes that has a ring of … quality.


Restaurant Review
Pilin: A Match for Bangkok Blues
By E.J. Parrotta (November 9, 2004)
Falls Church residents are bombarded with recommendations and advertisements in our hometown newspaper to patronize the local Thai restaurant, Bangkok Blues. One might think that was the only Thai restaurant in town.

Video Game Review
‘X-Men Legends’ Blends Action, RPG
By Robert Kuhn (October 28, 2004)
X-Men Legends is the first RPG game in the long line of X-Men featured video games.

Video Game Review
No Reason to Loath ‘Kingdom Of Loathing’
By Eamonn Rockwell (October 27, 2004)
In this day of high-tech, ultra-fast video game systems, the demand for amazing graphics and excellent replay value is always increasing.

Museum Review:
National Museum of the American
Indian Is No Ordinary Venue

By: Eliot John Hagen  (October 27, 2004)
The National Museum of the American Indian (NMAI) is not your ordinary museum. When the building itself is enough to make you gasp in awe, you can only guess how good it is inside.

Film Review
'Raising Helen' Hasn't Fallen
By Meredith Kerrigan (October 19, 2004)
Helen  Harris, (Kate Hudson), works at a modeling agency. She lives the life of a stress-free, happy-going independent woman, up until a vital incident occurs, which flip- flops her life.

Review
New Quizno’s Steakhouse Sub:
The Key is the in the Beef Dip

By Sam Ehsani (October 11, 2004)
The new Steakhouse Beef Dip sub from Quizno’s is beef on a baguette filled with a creamy white sauce, and accommodated with a meat broth that is meant for dipping the sandwich.

Review
Green Day Returns with Novel Format,
Same Vitality in 'American Idiot'

By Omar Tanamly (October 11, 2004)
With the release of their provocative new record, American Idiot, punk rock innovators Green Day prove only that their longevity is everlasting, as is their ability to write a solid, passionate record.

Review
Renaissance Festival Offers
'Exceptional Utopia' of Fun
By Ashleigh Luthman-Hackett (October 7, 2004)
After a dubious start on Sunday morning, my family and I departed for the annual Renaissance Festival in Maryland. I, in particular, had exceptionally been anticipating the event, given that historical and Bohemian life and reenactments have always captivated my interest.

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