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Features 2006-2007 |
The Bratwurst
Top 5 Best and Worst Super Bowl Ads
By Derek Blodgett and Alex Prewitt (
Top 5 Best Super Bowl
Commercials
5. GoDaddy.com: Office Fun.
We feel that there is
absolutely no need to explain why this commercial is in our top five.
4. Bud Light: Wedding Reception
This commercial consisted of
two bachelors at a wedding that really wanted the ceremony to be quick so they
could dig into the pile of Bud Light.
They accomplished this by getting an auctioneer. After the ceremony only
takes a couple of seconds, all the men in the wedding get up and rush to the
Bud Light.
3. Nationwide Insurance: K-Fed
This installment “Life Comes
at You Fast” series features the one-hit wonder Kevin Federline
in a rap video being, well…K-Fed. Following this, we see him working in a
fast-food restaurant, watching his old rap video and singing along to it. The
punch-line “Life Comes at You Fast” appears on the screen. You have to wonder
how much Nationwide paid him to do this commercial, and how desperate he has to
be in order to agree to it.
2. Snickers: Mechanics
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1. Bud Light: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Our number one. This great commercial was a battle for the
last Bud Light. Two men reach for the
last beverage at the same time, and to solve the problem, they decide to play
rock, paper, scissors for it. At “shot,” one of the guys throws a rock at
the other, takes the Bud Light and walks away. Sort of reminds us of the “Crime
Deterrent” commercial that aired last year.
Top 5 Worst Super Bowl
Commercials
5. Sierra Mist: Both
Maybe they are trying to be
corny, but it definitely does not make
me want me to buy a Sierra Mist.
4. Garmin Navigation: Mapzilla
Garmin Navigation tries to bring back the Power Rangers as
the “hero” puts on his Garmin Navigation belt and transforms into a super-being
to fight a mapzilla. But, no one can
ever be as cool as Tommie, Zach, Billy, Kimberly, or Trini, ever.
3. Salesgenie: Terrible. Just terrible.
2. Schick Quattro: We don’t think Schick has ever come out with a good
commercial. You pay $1.2 million for a commercial slot on the biggest night of
the year, and you blow it. At least have the Go-Daddy girl shaving someone’s
face or something!
1. Doritos: Live the Flavor
Doritos’ hit a new low in
this one. A sales clerk starts flirting
with a customer as he is buying different kinds of Doritos. Each type of Doritos gets a different
reaction from the clerk. It ends with
the customer and clerk behind the checkout counter doing who-knows-what.
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