A revolution is upon us. There is a strange
force driving students in this school. It came, it saw, it conquered. It
spread through the school like the Black Death. It is -----THE CROSSWORD
PUZZLE.
"I’ve seen it. In Theatre Arts a lot of people
do it. It’s not big with sophomores, from what I know, it’s only seniors,"
said Owen Gray. A stranger visiting George Mason will find students scurrying
down the hallways, heads bent over Crossword puzzles torn from the Washington
Post’s Style section, paying little attention to anything else.
The puzzles seem to lure students in, preoccupying their minds with thoughts
of, "What’s 22 down? And darnit, if I could only get 14 across." But where
did this compulsive past time originate? Which measly little subhuman is
responsible for bringing this addiction to George Mason?
In attempt to find the root of this fad, I have
been doing a significant amount of detective work, and have found that
students have many different opinions about where the fad originated. Most
tend to verbalize their opinions in such a way that they incite a heated
debate with their fellow classmates, making it very difficult for a journalist
like myself to take down adequate and sensible notes. Luckily, however,
I was able to catch a few words.
"I’ve known the crossword thing since eighth grade
when I did them with Shannon Goold. She’s brought them to school before
anyone else," said senior Joe Stroup. Other people disagree with Joe’s
sentiments,
"The fad originated in Byron Wood’s second block
open last year, obviously," said senior Becky Davis. Others don’t feel
the same way.
"Sam Wippich," said senior Elizabeth Falkey.
"Sam, no," disagreed senior Betsy Andres, "they
started last year, with Eric Jacobs doing them in Ms. Sinha’s English class."
English Teacher Prassu Sinha agrees that this might be true, and that perhaps
she herself is responsible for urging her students to solve crossword puzzles.
"I did mention to my students once that crossword
puzzles will help their brains become sharper," said Sinha. However, other
students have found its origins with other teachers.
"I think it’s pretty stupid," said junior Anna
Grayzel. "A lot of juniors are doing it. I don’t know exactly who started
it, but it was probably Ms. Nolan," said Grayzel. Although many students
in Mrs. Dean-Pratt’s English class have been seen doing crosswords, it
seems as though the craze is affecting juniors and seniors more than sophomores
and freshman. Some underclassmen have not even heard of it.
"What’s the cross word puzzle fad? I’ve never
heard of it. Freshmen don’t do it," said freshman Roeida Alshagra. Michael
Bracken feels that the crossword craze evolved over time with everyone,
and that not one single person is responsible for starting it.
"I think people older than us, like our parents
and siblings, were doing it, and then we tried, liked it, and it gradually
spread throughout Mason from many different directions, like a domino effect.
Students are often bored in school, and crosswords give them something
personally rewarding to concentrate on. I love them, and doing crosswords
helps me get through the day," said Bracken.
It is clear that it is virtually impossible to
find the root of this crossword-mania, if one exists at all. What is more
important, and probably more interesting, is why students are drawn to
these puzzles.
"I think people are just bored," said senior Eleanor
Grimm.
"It’s a good way to get out useless knowledge
we pick up from the years of the IB program," said Joe Stroup. Also, students
feel that the puzzles aren’t disruptive, so it doesn’t seem to bother teachers
or fellow classmates.
"It’s not intrusive, it doesn’t disrupt class,
yet it gets rid of boredom," said senior Anya Byers.
"It’s pretty cool," said senior Daniel Clark,
"it’s a good way to build vocabulary." This is certainly true, especially
for students who find themselves obsessively looking up answers on the
Internet or in dictionaries. Despite its positive side, there are many
Masonites who dislike crossword puzzles, or find the obsession just a bit
too disturbing.
"They make me feel stupid," said senior Becky
Davis. Others are less blunt.
"They were fun when they started, but now it’s
too much of an obsession. It’s also annoying in class when people crowd
around a crossword," said senior Kate Zimmermann. The intrinsic nature
of the crosswords is clearly becoming extrinsic, as people obsess over
them more and more each day. Perhaps this should be regarded as a type
of warning to all those addicts out there, and sign that they need to STOP
immediately. There are lots of students who feel this way, and who passionately
dislike the puzzles because of this specific effect.
"For the most part it sucks," said senior David
Lowe, upon which the two girls sitting on either side of him, Elizabeth
Falkey and Betsy Andres concurred,
"I hate it," said Betsy,
"Me too," agreed Elizabeth. Elizabeth proceeded
to describe her sentiments, and it is obvious that her hatred of the puzzles
has evolved from the effect it is having on her classmates.
"It’s weird – people spend so much time doing
these, it’s like they don’t care about anything else. I come into lunch
and they’re all sitting in the alcoves in silence doing their own crosswords,"
said Elizabeth.