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Spring Play
Neil Simon’s Farcical ‘Fools’
Opens Thursday for 3-Night Run

By Katie Gordon (March 21, 2006)

Imagine that you can't remember your first name, you don't know how to sit, and, worse yet, love doesn't exist. All because your village has a nurse--or is it a purse?--oh yeah... it's a curse! Welcome to the village of  Kulyenchikov, the stupidest town in all of Mother Poland, I mean Russia.

Well, it's not a real town, it's the setting of this year's spring drama production "Fools" by Neil Simon.

Leon Tolchinsky, played by sophmore Nathan Ward, has been hired by Dr. and Mrs. Zubritsky (freshman Johnny Vroom and senior Katie Gordon) to educate their young daughter Sophia (sophomore K.K. Bracken) in hopes of breaking the curse of stupidity that affects the whole village. The curse can only be broken if Sophia marries the evil Count Gregor Yousekevitch (senior Andy Parker), whose ancestors put the curse on the village, or if Leon succeeds.

But, no matter how ridiculous it all sounds, the play is actually trying to say something. Director Pamela Ricker-Spicer says, "The play points out the way people who are lacking in the resources of education can be oppressed and controlled by the clever and greedy. Most importantly, it shows that purity of spirit and strong moral character should be the most valued attributes."

Stage crew members senior Hilary Colton, left, and junior Hunter Burkey work on set designs for this weekend’s production of  Neil Simon’s farce, “Fools.” (Photo by Angel Bunker)

Parents Ruth Burkey and Janice Nette are working together once again on costumes and as usual  John Ballou is heading the stage crew. With only days left until the show, his crew has been working furiously on the set. The biggest attraction is a beautiful town backdrop painted by Ballou himself.

The show runs March 23, 24, and 25 at 7: 30 p.m. in the Mason auditorium. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for adults. Johnny Vroom says, "It's a hilarious play that I'm sure the audience will enjoy."

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