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Holiday Movie Reviews
 

What better way to enjoy a snowy afternoon than to snuggle up with a sweetheart, a cup of hot chocolate, and watch a Christmas classic? Below, Lasso Online film enthusiasts offer their suggestions of timeless classics for the holiday season.


A Christmas Story

Randy: “I can't put my arms down!”
Mother: “Well... put your arms down when you get to school.”

This is a golden oldie for all teenagers who learned to talk in the 80s. There’s no evil plot to kill Santa, no amazing computer graphics, just a kid who’s growing up in the 50s and wants an official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle and will do anything to get it. Amidst the kid who gets his tongue stuck on frozen poles, the yellow-eyed bully who strikes fear into every whippersnapper, and the tragic incident involving your dad and the f word, (“fudge”) anyone will relate to this classic holiday 80s flick.

—Olivia Farrow


 Elf
Buddy: “Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups.
Candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.” 

“Saturday Night Live” fans both young and old will get a good laugh from Will Ferrell’s act of playing an orphaned human baby who grows up with Santa’s elves but journeys to New York to find his biological father, James Caan (The Godfather). True, this isn’t the most intelligent movie, but if you want to watch a holiday movie with a moral on life, watch It’s A Wonderful Life for the 25th time. Even if you aren’t an avid watcher of “SNL” or you don’t know what that stands for, you’d still probably appreciate a little Christmas cheer in the form of a six-foot-plus man who really needs a high dose of Ritalin.

—Olivia Farrow


How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

The Grinch: “Why for 53 years I've put up with it now...
I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how?
Oh no! I'm speaking in rhyyyyyme!


We all loved journeying to the crazy worlds of Dr. Seuss in his books. This movie brings his outlandish story to life and takes you into Whoville where all the Whos are getting ready for Christmas. Just outside Whoville lives the Grinch. Be prepared to both cheer for and hate the Grinch as he tries to ruin Christmas, but instead begins to appreciate the holiday. From the surreal sets and costumes to Jim Carrey’s stellar performance this film is sure to entertain Christmas movie lovers of all ages.

Nora Hemphill




The Polar Express

Conductor: “The thing about trains is it doesn’t matter where they’re going.
What matters is deciding to get on.”


Based on Chris Van Allsburg’s beautifully illustrated book of the same title, the movie Polar Express is destined to become a Christmas classic. It is Christmas Eve, and one little boy lies awake in his bed, doubting the existence of Santa Claus. Intently listening for the sound of reindeer or snow bells, much to his surprise, a steam engine’s roar can be heard from his window. He steps outside and boards a train bound for the North Pole with other pajama-clad children. As the magical tale unravels, a series of extraordinary events take place on their journey to Santa. The boy, along with the rest of the children soon learn the gift of believing in themselves as well as Santa.

—Maliha Adams



The Nightmare before Christmas

Police officer: “Attacked by Christmas toys?
That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had.”


When this Tim Burton (Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish) classic came out in 1993, children were divided into two groups: kids who saw this movie in theatres and were entertained, and kids who left the theatre early because they were terrified by the sight of clowns with tear-away faces and shrunken heads for Christmas gifts. Even if you were one of the children who didn’t exactly appreciate the movie when you were five, consider seeing the movie again. If the concept of the king of Halloween hijacking Santa’s sleigh and sending evil undead trick-or-treaters to “kidnap the Sandy Claws” sounds a little weird to you, well, you’re right, but this Claymation musical is worth two hours of your winter break.

—Olivia Farrow

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